The D stands for "Dull

The Miller company really broke the bank with these amazing advertisements. They must have cost tens of dollars to produce, which is probably why they were only 15 seconds long (as opposed to the usual 30 seconds.)

Also, Miller sucks.

It's SUPERnatural BABY!

I'm a skeptic. I've been a skeptic for a long time and I'll probably always be a skeptic.

I don't believe in ghosts, vampires, werewolves, alien visitation, pixies or the Boogeyman.

The things that frighten me are real dangers, like economic downturn, car-jackers and zombies.

But even after two decades, I still really want a copy of this series. Time Life really pitched this product well (so well in fact that I remembered this commercial vividly from back then and was delighted to find it on Betamax)

So, basically, I have nothing bad to say about this commercial.

Welll.. maybe that's not completely true:

Here's why I don't get. Why does the DEATH card in a Tarot deck not mean DEATH.

You can't stop... THE HOOK!

How times have changed. Apparently, back in the 80's if you lost your arm at work, you didn't sue your employer and become rich.

I honestly don't see what this dude is complaining about. First, he's got a gritty intimidating voice. Secondly, he has a badass hook instead of a hand.

If I were him, I wouldn't be crying about it. I'd become a superhero.

*P.S. Hook dude, if you read this, please don't cut my face off with your hook.